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newsweek:

Even Squidward is twerking.
Here’s our old-person’s guide:

The goal of twerking, as the Internet delights in explaining, is to move your hips and butt in the most sexually provocative way you can muster. If things go well, this results in a rippling of muscle of flub that somehow translates into “this is why I’m hot. (I work out).”
Luckily for us, there isn’t just one flavor of twerking. It can be smooth and steady, fast and rough, or just plain spicy. You can twerk in your bathroom, at Walgreens, even at church.
As with any dance, attitude is everything. Whether or not you’ve got enough junk in the trunk to make a real splash doesn’t necessarily matter, as long as you’ve got sass. Or, err, a big ass.

Ahahaha

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WHEN MY MOM TRIES TO CALL ME DURING FINALS WEEK

howdoiputthisgently:

I’M LIKE:

AND THEN I’M LIKE:

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laughingsquid:

Reversible Pet Bow Ties

My dog needs a few of these

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Omg I used to have one of those cameras hahaha

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nbaoffseason:

Back To School Special.
Russell Westbrook, Baron Davis, Kevin Love and Puff Daddy (yes, Puff Daddy), are all attending the same class at UCLA.
I wonder which one of them will pay someone else to write their paper first.
@Suga_Shane
via Kevin Love

WhatI don’t even understand…

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The quote is adorable hahaha

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imwithkanye:

Mila Kunis attends the Marine Corps Ball with Sgt. Scott Moore. Just like Justin Timberlake, she makes good on the YouTube invite.

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